(pushes the button) I love that button! You know, it's never a dull moment on this show. And it's all because of video games! Lazlow, life does not have a reset button. the shop teacher called me today, and Sam made a homemade banana cannon in shop class and was lobbing them across the street at a fast-food restaurant.
My little Sam's been playing this new video game called Pogo the Monkey. This is teaching our children to go chase money. I let my kid play video games and now he runs around the house looking for gold coins. Kids these days, they think life is a game! Well, it's not a game, Lazlow. They are warping our kids minds! My son's dog Bugo got hit by a truck and he said: "Mommy, mommy where's the reset button?". I wanted to say something about these video games. I love the show, I'm a first-time caller. Lazlow: Okay, and speaking of impossible, - Jane from Cedar Grove is on the line and she wants to talk about how difficult it is being a parent today! Hello, Jane! Lazlow: Okay, here's the deal - this isn't gardening with Maurice, that's on later!Ĭaller: Nooo! He got taken off the air! He lied, I know he did! I've been trying to make a hybrid of a peach and a Pekingese midget fighting bitch for the last two years! And it is impossible. You know, albino carrots as they're known back home. Lazlow: Alright, next caller! You are on chatterbox. Lazlow: Do you have a question or you just wanna sit here and talk all day about my name?Ĭaller: No, that's it! Love you so, Lazlow. Lazlow: Huh? Of course it's my real name.Ĭaller: Are you sure that's not a fake radio name like Andy or Bobo? I thought all those radio people had fake names. Hello, caller! You are on the air!Ĭaller: Hi, Lazlow. Lazlow: Oh, well, that's a good commercial! I love commericals, don't you? This is a Chatterbox, we are taking your calls right now. unlike those other exercise machines that require you to be awake, the Dormatron actually exercises you over night. but if I did eat too much squirrel, and put on a few extra pounds, I'd use the Dormatron. Lazlow: Ermm, actually, I can't say that I do. Sometimes, they come with notes attached. Lazlow: Err, do you have anything else to say, or.Ĭaller: Pigeons. Possum, raccoons, even zebra meat, cooks up pretty good. Lazlow: Naah, I really can't say I have.Ĭaller: Hell, ya aught to try it sometime, I tell ya man, it's good eating. Ĭaller: Hey, ya ever ate possum, that's some good eating. Let's go to the phones.hello caller, you're on Chatterbox. Lazlow: Alright, Liberty City, this is your talk radio show Chatterbox, where your oppinion matters.
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